WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

spanishflee999:

i bet my friend that she couldn’t have a conversation on tinder whilst only using song lyrics without the other person noticing and if she used blink 182 blow job specifically i’d buy her dinner but she went above and beyond
i’m crying

dollarsign:

Nobody’s game tops Drakes lol

richgaaaang:

*after sex*
me: gg

nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

Bro I’m heaps keen
Me whenever I’m heaps keen  (via gotitforcheap)

highshovel:

image

i’m trying to figure out what the message of this shirt is? “sorry about my penis, but hey”

MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)