Someone took Jeff Goldblum’s laugh from Jurassic Park and made it into a song.
This is better than it has any right to be.
I have found my porn groove.
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
if you dont like kids dont be a teacher
I’m afraid it’s not that easy.
no its actually that easy
FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
Pig and his oatmeal
> Sounds like my old printer from the 90s.
> My girlfriend had better not fricking see this.
> I’ve heard that pigs are actually very good pets. Anyone have any insight as to the reality of this?
> Every step he carefully navigated where he would jump to, except the last where he dived right in there.
> Love the faceplant at the end :P